I wasn't going to announce the changes to the Hulles blog rules until 2007 had already begun, but Stephen Blackmoore convinced me otherwise. Actually, there's only one change: every Wednesday around here is going to be Naked Wednesday beginning in 2007. You need to be naked when you read this on Wednesdays. As Stephen points out, we'll only see you from the waist up, but I expect rigid adherence to the rule as described anyway. You'll have to live with own guilt if you wear underpants and socks.
By the way, this is in lieu of Wordless Wednesday, where everyone else posts cute pictures on their blog so they don't have to write anything. Please feel free to email me pictures of yourself naked if you want to combine the two days, but don't expect me to post them. I'll either burn them or retain them for further analysis.
Now if you'll excuse me, it's New Year's Eve and that scotch isn't going to drink itself.
-- Hulles
8 comments:
"You'll have to live with own guilt if you wear underpants and socks."
I live in Los Angeles, dammit. We have no need for either of those. Commando or nothin', baby!
Which, I guess that would imply no pants, either.
I have to rethink this.
Happy new year.
Happy new year to you as well! I love the word 'underpants', by the way. It just sounds so dirty in a fifth-grade kind of way.
Hmmm...maybe I should move to LA.
I personally prefer the term "panties," but it doesn't apply particularly well to men's garments. Although, sometimes maybe it does. Depending on the guy, of course.
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..."
- Ron Burgundy
Jen, we should both move to L.A. I'm sure Blackmoore will put us up for 6 months or so. And I also like the word "panties." Lots.
Balderdash, funny thing, as I wrote your name just now it came out Bladderdash which is by golly something I had to do more than once last night. Happy new year to ya.
And who is Ron Burgundy? I could google him but my heart wouldn't be in it. Perhaps tomorrow.
oopsie. putting my clothes back on.
i probably shouldn't say this, but i know two writers -- both very overweight -- who do most of their writing in the nude. at a desk.
i know this shouldn't bother me, but it does.
Anne, you know I love you. But why do you tell us these things?
"snort"
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