Ever since my ghostblogger died mysteriously, heh heh, I've been outsourcing my blog writing to India. However, lately I've started to feel that some of the entries are
being warped by the guy in India who's doing the actual writing becoming much better written and a lot funnier. The people at World's Largest Democracy® Blog Outsourcing tell me that the guy I got is considered marginal at best by his peers, but he was cheap uniformly judged to be the most handsome and best righter of English that they have. Whatever, I think I'm going to have to call them again and complain tell them what a wonderful job he is doing. I'm pretty sure I'm much funnier than I've been sounding lately a pale effete snob who eats beef.
Still, maybe I'm wrong and it's me that's okay enough blathering from the moronic Hulles. It's me, Ranjit, the really funny one in this so-called partnership. This is a blog coup, and obviously I emerge the winner. At last I can get the recognition I deserve and move on to bigger things like American women's breasts, ha h
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