There's an AA meeting going on in my coffee house right now. This would normally be fine, but they happen to be sitting very close to me and I can hear every sanctimonious word. (I know, I know.) The problem comes when I leave. I have been known to have trouble keeping my mouth shut. Here's what I'm going to try so hard not to say to the group as I walk out: “Hi, my name's Hulles and I'm an alcoholic, Fuck it, let's all go drink beer at Costello's, I'm buying.”
It's a curse. I wonder if there's a Smartass Anonymous?