From the Onion headlines recently:
New Mobile Device Purchase Makes Asshole More Versatile
NEW YORK—The new BlackBerry 8703c has allowed total shithead Robert McClain to assign more work to his assistants while he is gambling in Atlantic City.
-- Hulles
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Wow. I'd write a nice long comment, but I'm afraid I have to run and go add "As Seen on Hulles" to my resume.
I think you meant to leave this on the post above it, but welcome to my world. Heh, heh.
jiji
Even after admitting that I finally figured out "jiji" (right up La Espia T.'s alley, that one), still, every time I see it I hear Maurice Chevalier in the background.
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