Please Hold For The Next Available Smooth Operator

Sorry for the paucity of recent posts. I'm currently in Iowa visiting my brother who's nearly as creepy as I am. You can expect a new post or eight on (possibly) Wednesday or (probably) Thursday.

I keep expecting people down here to recognize me at the local grocery store from my recent movie role, but to date no one has. Nekulturny Iowans.

I miss you guys. (Sniff.)

-- Hulles