Monday, January 25, 2010

So. A beautiful Greek goddess thinly disguised as a Minnesotan just walked into my bar. Me being me (which is my excuse for everything), I walked up to her and said, "Hi, my name's Hulles. I want you to buy me a drink, come home with me and sex me down, then clean my bathroom."

She looked me up and down, smiled coyly, and said, "Pick one."

Just my luck! At least I got a drink out of the deal.

- Hulles

3 comments:

Hulles said...

If anyone ever figures out how to do rimshots on Blogger I hope they let me know.

Keira Ramsay said...

OMG -- you're back!! Well, I've been gone as well for too long (quit smoking). I'm so happy to reconnect!!

Terri

Hulles said...

I am so happy as well! I was just thinking of you the other day. Congrats on quitting smoking too; it's a tough row to hoe as I know quite well. I'll head over to check out Keira as soon as I have a minute. Thanks, you made my day much brighter by showing up.